М. П. ([info]m_p) wrote,
@ 2008-09-23 15:37:00
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Your Urgent Help Needed
Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a
transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had
crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion
dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most
profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my
replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may
know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the
1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds
as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names
of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family
lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person
who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account
numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to
wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for
this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with
detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the
funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson

via different blogs


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[info]shvarz
2008-09-23 07:50 pm UTC (link)
Это хорошо!

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[info]igor734
2008-09-23 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Класс! Только фамилии исказить (раз уж название страны искажено) - и разослать это по какому-нибудь спам-листу. :)

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[info]igor734
2008-09-23 07:57 pm UTC (link)
Да, и грамматических ошибок побольше :)

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[info]scholar_vit
2008-09-23 08:00 pm UTC (link)
GREAT!

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[info]nikadubrovsky
2008-09-30 04:03 am UTC (link)
да, очень!

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[info]sorhed
2008-09-23 08:01 pm UTC (link)
«Редкий случай, когда я на 100% согласен с иранским лидером» (с). :)

Bailout — безумие.

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[info]meshko
2008-09-23 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Почему?

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(no subject) - [info]sorhed, 2008-09-23 08:25 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]m_p, 2008-09-23 08:30 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sorhed, 2008-09-23 08:32 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]m_p, 2008-09-23 08:33 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sorhed, 2008-09-23 08:38 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]m_p, 2008-09-23 08:40 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sorhed, 2008-09-23 08:46 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]shvarz, 2008-09-23 09:25 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sorhed, 2008-09-23 10:20 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]shvarz, 2008-09-23 10:46 pm UTC (Expand)
можете расказать про 100% разрушение популяции? - [info]freedom_of_sea, 2008-09-24 07:16 am UTC (Expand)
Re: можете расказать про 100% разрушение популяции? - [info]vitus_wagner, 2008-09-24 07:48 am UTC (Expand)
Re: можете расказать про 100% разрушение популяции? - [info]shvarz, 2008-09-24 03:22 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: можете расказать про 100% разрушение популяции? - [info]freedom_of_sea, 2008-09-25 06:16 am UTC (Expand)
Re: можете расказать про 100% разрушение популяции? - [info]shvarz, 2008-09-25 06:23 am UTC (Expand)
Re: можете расказать про 100% разрушение популяции? - [info]freedom_of_sea, 2008-09-25 06:33 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-23 08:47 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]meshko, 2008-09-23 08:31 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sorhed, 2008-09-23 08:34 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]meshko, 2008-09-23 08:56 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-23 09:41 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]meshko, 2008-09-23 09:55 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-23 10:06 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]meshko, 2008-09-23 10:13 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-23 10:25 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]syarzhuk, 2008-09-23 09:18 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sorhed, 2008-09-23 10:23 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]vityokr, 2008-09-23 10:26 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sorhed, 2008-09-23 10:40 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]vityokr, 2008-09-23 10:54 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]saper
2008-09-23 08:05 pm UTC (link)
зачОт :)

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[info]_moss
2008-09-23 08:10 pm UTC (link)
!!!

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[info]yucca
2008-09-23 08:13 pm UTC (link)
:)))

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+1
[info]igorlord
2008-09-23 08:44 pm UTC (link)
Do NOT spend my children's money!

Why bail out these people?!

The financial types have earned a LOT last few years in their huge salaries and bonuses. They can afford to stay unemployed till they find some employment elsewhere.

The banks will fail. Fine. These are not Savings banks but Investment banks. No labourer will lose his life's savings there.

The financial system will be ok in the long run -- banks will restart underwriting mortgages ... for those who truly qualify.

Do not throw my children's money into the portfolios of all those who invested in bad mortgage-backed securities and into the shares of the corporations that invested into those securities.

Regards,

- Igor

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[info]m_p
2008-09-23 08:51 pm UTC (link)
well, we'll lose investments. Then again, I didn't even have enough courage to check my 401K balance. :(
The best definition of this bailout so far - socialism for the rich: privatize profits and socialize losses.

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Re: +1 - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-23 09:21 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]m_p, 2008-09-23 09:23 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-23 09:35 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]m_p, 2008-09-23 09:57 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-23 10:17 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]vityokr, 2008-09-23 10:35 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-23 10:54 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]vityokr, 2008-09-23 11:03 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-24 01:49 am UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]vityokr, 2008-09-24 09:29 am UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-24 02:12 am UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]meshko, 2008-09-24 02:35 am UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-24 02:57 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]meshko, 2008-09-24 05:38 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-24 06:20 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]meshko, 2008-09-24 06:30 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-24 06:37 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]meshko, 2008-09-24 08:20 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-24 08:38 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]meshko, 2008-09-24 08:49 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]vityokr, 2008-09-24 09:34 am UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-24 03:03 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]vityokr, 2008-09-24 04:19 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]meshko, 2008-09-24 01:42 am UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-24 02:15 am UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]igorlord, 2008-09-23 10:28 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]aite, 2008-09-24 02:16 am UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]m_p, 2008-09-24 01:22 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]aite, 2008-09-24 02:33 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]m_p, 2008-09-24 05:41 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]aite, 2008-09-25 11:37 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]m_p, 2008-09-26 12:07 am UTC (Expand)
Re: +1 - [info]vryadli, 2008-09-24 07:37 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]blades_of_grass
2008-09-23 09:00 pm UTC (link)
My deepest admiration :)

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[info]m_p
2008-09-23 09:09 pm UTC (link)
I wish I wrote it, but I didn't! It's been all over the blogs for a couple of days already.

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[info]dvoechnitsa
2008-09-23 09:42 pm UTC (link)
Spasibo! V tochku.

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[info]ninazino
2008-09-24 12:44 am UTC (link)
Блеск!

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[info]ikadell
2008-09-24 03:30 am UTC (link)
ROFL!!!

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[info]dr_tambowsky
2008-09-24 03:47 am UTC (link)
:)))) great

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[info]my_silencio
2008-09-24 06:47 am UTC (link)
Dear Mr. Paulsun,

I hope you have received this message. There is no cable in my country and I was writing this on the biggest rock clearly visible by your satellites.

I’ve heard of your letter of despair. I, and my people, with a great sorrow regret of the difficulties the Republic of America is facing today.

I am the King of a glorious nation that obtained its Freedom with the help of our big brother. I know that without help the magic is not possible. I am happy to announce that I can help you solve your horrible issue.

Unfortunately, the big brother of my country doesn’t like Americans. He keeps saying that Western partners can’t be friends for free. Though I like the idea of Free Economy and here is the deal:

I will personally collect banking accounts of my people (sorry Georgians are not allowed) and transfer them to our Ambassador in the Republic of America. She is just 12 years old but can read and write and will explain everything in plain English. By your request she may offer her SSN, if desired. In return I would ask your government to recognize in writing the Independence of my small though economically stable territory. Besides that, to ensure mutual benefit, I would ask to transfer UN building to my capital and build additional structure for the people of my nation who will definitely save the Republic of America from failure.

Please, keep it in secret. I want to make a birthday present to my brother, he will be 56 soon.

Say hi to Daniel, he is the American I like.

Should you need any additional information feel free to reach me at:
South Osetia, Eduard Kokoyty

With respect,

Your partner,
Kokoyty E.

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[info]m_p
2008-09-24 01:22 pm UTC (link)
)))))

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(no subject) - [info]japanopticum, 2008-09-30 04:21 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]magictop30
2008-09-24 08:20 am UTC (link)
Вы попали в top30 на яндексе самых обсуждаемых тем в блогосфере. Поэтому копия вашего поста доступна в ленте по ссылке
Почитать текст со всеми комментариями можно тут
Это Ваш 2-й ТОПовый пост за последний год. Посмотреть статистику автора можно тут.
Этот бот не имеет отношения к Блогуну © НадежныйИсточник

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magictop30
[info]kir_zhuravlyov
2008-09-24 04:05 pm UTC (link)
magictop30 , по-видимому, посылает такие сообщения выборочно, в зависомости от личных симпатий. В настоящее время мой пост «Война против отцов?!» занимает в ТОПе 2-ю строчку, собрав 79 (!!) отзывов и 530 комментариев. Тем не менее, magictop30 НЕ прислал мне своего обычного сообщения…

И это происходит уже второй раз. Мой прошлый ТОП мэджик топ 30 тоже проигнорировал.

magictop30! Почему же Вы игнорируете мой блог?! И почему Вы, будучи юношей 85 года рождения, позволяете у себя в блоге обращаться ко мне на «ты»?! Вас не учили уважать старших? Нет? В таком случае – ремешком – а - та - таааа, а - та - тааааа. И это - из соображений дидактики и человеколюбия, естественно.

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[info]ahousekeeper
2008-09-24 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Супер! :)

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[info]capka3m
2008-09-25 08:37 pm UTC (link)
!!!!! Brilliant!

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[info]saccovanzetti
2008-10-03 04:14 pm UTC (link)
via different blogs

But you know who originally wrote it, right?

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[info]m_p
2008-10-03 06:55 pm UTC (link)
No, I only saw it in one of the blogs. It was attributed to an email from a friend or something. Do you know?

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